There is a headline I’d love to read: “American Economy Stimulated by Increased Demand for Sex Products.” That would certainly piss off extremist fundamentalist wackos on both sides of the battle. 

The truth is that studies show that most Americans are very stressed out right now. We recommend orgasms to help reduce that stress. There are many wonderful products out there that can help you in your goal to achieve many orgasms. By buying and using them, you’ll help the economy, and help yourself.

Watch an adult video. Nothing helps keep your mind off of your troubles like watching people fucking. You can also take some pleasure in the fact that watching women enjoying sex would probably give the Taliban an embolism. For them, a woman’s clitoris is something you slice off in one of the most barbarous practices in one of the most barbarous countries in the world.

Get a nice vibrator to use on yourself or a partner. Get some massage oil. Read a sexy book. Embrace pleasure! The battle with religious fundamentalism, whether it is the insane fundamentalism in the Middle East, or the insane fundamentalism we have right here at home, is that they can’t stand to see other people taking pleasure in their lives. They take pleasure in forcing misery, denial, and repression on others.

So go out and buy a sex product. It’s a slap in the face to our enemies, its good for the economy, and it can make you feel better. What could be better than that? 
 
 
 

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