For some spooky sexy fun, you might consider one of the glow in the dark vibrators. Doc Johnson makes the Lightning Rod and the Fire Light, Swedish Erotica makes the Glow in the Dark Vibrator, and Golden Triangle makes the Glowing Teaser. Our favorites, though are the Hustler Hot Nights Neon Color glow in the dark vibes made by Topco Sales that come in some very interesting shapes. They glow in the traditional spooky green, but you'd never guess they were glow in the dark vibrators. They have handy carrying straps and are even waterproof. You get the best glow under black light.
 
 

Southern Lights, made by California Exotic Novelties, are clear plastic vibrators that light up when you turn them on and bathe everything around them in a colored glow. You can get them in pink, green, blue, or a spooky Halloween orange.

Doc Johnson used to ake a product called the Glowing Dickstick. It was a clear jelly dildo that you can insert a lightstick into. It will then glow for up to four hours.  I was able to create something similar by using a relatively inexpensive clear jelly dildo which I cored out using an apple corer and a boning knife. I bought a glowstick and inserted it and it worked just fine. 

You can also find Glow in the Dark Body Paint and even Glow in the Dark Massage Cream at many adult stores. Get naked and see what incredible and spooky bodily creations you can come up with. Paint yourself and then wear something mesh over it for a very interesting effect. It also works very well under black light, and you can buy the black light bulbs that screw into a regular socket at some hardware stores.

We usually throw our own erotic Halloween party every year, although the Erotic University Halloween Adventure is where we will be instead. Last year's theme was Night of Screams: Resurrection (We do a different variation on Night of Screams each year). Of course, at our parties, the screams are all orgasmic ones. One of the advantages of a private party is that the costumes can be even more outrageous, and they usually are. The creativity of our friends always amazes us. To do them justice, we felt we needed to be equally creative in our decorating.

We chose to create a number of theme areas for our guests to play in. The Treat room is bathed in pink light, decorated with light cheery colors, and by the beds are bright pink feather dusters, massage oils, and Kama Sutra honey dust.

Across the hall, the Trick room has black material covering most of the walls, and is bathed in black light. The decorations include restraints, whips, paddles, crops, and other devious devices, all of which can be found at the Stockroom and other fine suppliers.

The Funeral Parlour features a stiff, in both senses of the word. We have a realistic head complete with wig and glass eyes that looks a little like me. We stuff a suit, put the head on top, and a realistic dildo jutting straight up out of his pants (the type with balls are much easier to hold in place). He lies in state in a cardboard coffin.

The Orgy of the Damned room is our largest play area. It is bathed in red light, with four full sized beds. Video monitors playing pornos behind sheets of red plastic create an otherworldy view of the damned.

One of my favorite rooms is the Alien Abduction Chamber. Actually, its a converted laundry room, but you can't recognize it once we get done decorating. The room is completely draped in a white gauzy material, and white Christmas lights that blink in a variety of patterns are attached to the wall and ceiling behind the material to create a very strange effect. This is where we keep all the weird glowing and light-up sex toys, and if you go into this room, you had better be prepared to be probed.

The dining room is converted into the Lab, with all sorts of weird science experiments. In this room we have a violet wand, an electrical gizmo that shoots out sparks that is popular with the BDSM crowd.  You'll also find here the aphrodisiacal punch cooked up by our mad scientist. We'll let you in on the very secret recipe (and yes, this is based on ingredients that modern science believes may impact the libido):

1 64 ounce bottle of orange juice
1 24 ounce bottle of pomegranate juice
1 24 oz. bottle of pineapple juice
1 24 oz. bottle of apple juice
2 split vanilla beans
2 ounces Muira Puama tincture (from health food store)
1 ounce Damiana tincture (from health food store)

While we loved Halloween as kids, we love it even more now, where we are pretty much guaranteed to get a little something in the sack, and the moaning and groaning comes from our closest friends having a great time.
 

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